Yes, this is huge, unstoppable, terrifying, onrushing, unquenchable, relentless, inevitable. *Insert Jay Chou's 四面楚歌 here* Every blog I go, I see pictures of Princess Hours and more pasted everywhere, some screaming about the latest Korean...stuff. AHHH! *curls into a small ball in some corner*
First, it was the Japanese. Then, the Americans. Then the Japanese again. Now the Koreans.
Everything around me's turning Korean. Korean TV, Korean Ginseng, Korean Songs with *gasps* Korean lyrics. No one understands them (at least, I don't), but then again, who cares?? As long as it's Korean, it's the bomb.
I think my hair's turning Korean. You know, the kinda hair that all Korean actors love to wear; flat, zero-gel/wax/mousse/clay/spray, uncombed and uncut. Only one thing left to complete the look: A mohogany dye.
We must stop this invasion! We must stand united, freed of all foreign corruption, unique and uncompromised. I propose a Singaporean Wave! Spread the lah, the durian, Char Kuey Teow and PCK abroad. Sure to be power one. We must get to work on this patrotic crusade right away.
After I finish watching Princess Hours.
(A.N.: Assuming that: All Things Korean = HOTT, then Kim Jung Il = HOTT Nuclear Missles/Tests = HOTT Cruel Dictatorian Leadership + Blatant Threat to Humanity = 2(HOTT)
